flatw00ds:

AT LONG LAST…I’ve been working on these Christmas gifts for my tabletop pals for a while, and here they are! I was so overdue to draw some Team Artz and this was awesome to take a crack at.

In order:

Mina - Punch lady, wereboar, strongest fighter on the team.

Trey - Arcanist, cultist to a god of lies, ALWAYS tired of everyone’s bullshit (and just tired). Belongs to @celestial-requiem

Dom - Sneak-thief, aspiring demon, a massive softy idiot despite all their murderous work. My character!

Lou - Mad scientist, tailor, possessed by an amoebic slime beast with a thirst for blood and dubious intentions. Belongs to @pythosart

Wheezer - Surgeon (more like ‘’’surgeon’’’), trap-maker, Definitely Eats Rats. Not actually a PC in this game, but he’s my DM’s character from previous Blades shenanigans who’s showed up as an NPC! Belongs to @gryphic-zweihander

Cookie - Sweet-talker, living drug factory, escapee of a hive-mind pirate ship. Belongs to @deadwooddross

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pumbastuck:

A design commission for my lord and savior @9rub !!!

I went off on this and I’m pretty happy with it LOL [thank u sm ringo]

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jamesmasinoart:

In about a week, less than 1% of America raised $18 million dollars to fund a steel wall. How impossibly evil are we?

So I had to respond with a parody for financing something that actually matters, replacing Flint, Michigan’s lead-filled water pipes. You can trust me that this is not a scam, after all, I’m using my REAL name.

https://www.gofundme.com/FixFlintsWater

(Somebody already donated $100 before I finished writing this post, maybe there’s some hope for humanity)

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thenib:

Cool Futuristic Ideas from 1900 to Make a Reality in 2019. 

By Kasia Babis for The Nib. 

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floatingwithobrien:

theinturnetexplorer:

laser-free diet.

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift”
and gerb says “i recall”
“that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen”
and gerb says “yea ok”
“jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

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pyrlspite:

tumblr sexymen alignment chart

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